10,000 voice calls per minute
30,000 simultaneous inbound hotline
calls
3,000 simultaneous faxes
5,000 simultaneous e-mails
5,000 simultaneous text messages
Immediate Web site changes.
“You’re building software?”
“Yes.”
“How much does it weigh?”
“It doesn’t weigh anything.”
“Come on, you can’t fool me. They all say that.”
“No, it really doesn’t weigh anything.”
After half an hour of back and forth, he gave up. But twodays later he came back and said, “I’ve got you guys pinned to the wall. I came in last night, and the janitor showed me where you keep your software.”
He opened a closet door, and there were boxes and boxes of punch cards. “You can’t tell me those don’t weigh anything!”
After a short pause, they explained to him, very gently, that the software was in the holes.
Resume,Songs,
My new blog, NeX-6, My facebook page
Orgs I like
The EFF - keeping free speech in the world
Musical stuff I like
Jeff, Rick, Ardour, Jack
Prior Rants -
New song: Log Off Now
Sharing your home network better in a time of covi...
Designing for the disconnect
Email lists going down the memory hole
Instituting saner, professional source code manage...
Wireless and Wifi in 2015 - not what I dreamed of
Saving wifi! Fixing Bufferbloat! Fighting the vend...
Virgin Media - Fixing the epidemic of bufferbloat ...
49... and trying to find my navel
Wheels down on mars!
Best of the blog:
Uncle Bill's Helicopter - A speech I gave to ITT Tech - Chicken soup for engineers
Beating the Brand - A pathological exploration of how branding makes it hard to think straight
Inside the Internet Mind - trying to map the weather within the global supercomputer that consists of humans and google
Sex In Politics - If politicians spent more time pounding the flesh rather than pressing it, it would be a better world
Getting resources from space - An alternative to blowing money on mars using NEAs.
On the Columbia - Why I care about space
Authors I like:
Doc Searls
Where's Cherie?
UrbanAgora
Jerry Pournelle
The Cubic Dog
Evan Hunt
The Bay Area is talking
Brizzled
Zimnoiac Emanations
Eric Raymond
Unlocking The Air
Bob Mage
BroadBand & Me
SpaceCraft
Selenian Boondocks
My Pencil
Transterrestial Musings
Bear Waller Hollar
Callahans